Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Toolbag of the Year: 2008

Seeing as this is likely the last Toolbag Wednesday of the year for me, I wanted to take this opportunity to rehash the Toolbags of yore. There were guppies and racists, pregnant smokers and salt and vinegar chips, and there were those who almost but not quite made the list. The honorable mentions included the break up, John Mayer, my ghost, The Commuter, the slow fade, and this craptastic Chicago winter.

Of those that did make the list; cast your vote now for the Toolbag of 2008. Here are your choices once again:
  1. Heidi Montag-Pratt
  2. Guppies
  3. Chatty Cathies
  4. National Take Your Kids to Work Day
  5. Bubble Skirts
  6. Andy Bernard/ My Tivo
  7. Hyuk Norris
  8. Hodgkins, IL
  9. The Bathroom Troll
  10. After-the-Fact Boys
  11. Alcoholic Voters
  12. Pregnant Smoke Breaks
  13. Salt and Vinegar Chips
  14. Racist Gun Owners
  15. Facebook Cult Members
  16. [Expletive] Blagojevich
  17. Write in entry. Who'd I miss?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

#7 fo sho

what a douchenozzle.

Brandy said...

Is it wrong to say Sarah Palin? I mean, not even for the politics, which- I can respectfully disagree with her on, but that whole moment at the RNC where she mocked community organizing still annoys the hell out of me.

And you've got Heidi and John Mayer... so yep, that's my entire list!

Chica said...

This may be quite predictable of me but after some consideration, I'm going to have to go with After-the-Fact Boys. Truly the worthiest holder of the Toolbag Title in my eyes.

Nic said...

Ooooo! PALIN! Yes.

Quattro Stelle said...

My vote is for #15 - Facebookers. I have ignored at least a dozen invitations from these kooky people. If I know you in real life, I don't need to befriend you in cyberspace. And now I'm getting invitations from other sites like reunion and linkedin. Gah!!

Facebooking is different from (and somehow inferior to) blogging, right? I sure hope so.